Your bumper stickers and you: the less than definitive guide

Visualize, if you will, an old red pick-up truck. Late ‘80s, early ‘90s. Very square. Very red. A little dinged up on the edges. Perhaps a bit rusty. You know which one I’m talking about. Usually to the left of you on the highway. Now visualize, if you will, the bumper stickers that are inevitably on the tail of this vehicle. Depending on the license plate, the highway, and the speed of the vehicle inevitably it will have one of the following bumper stickers: a patriotic bumper sticker. A Bush ’04 bumper sticker. An armed forces...

There seem to be quite the amount of guys failing at forklifts recently. But, I really dig this one. He...