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Wheels24 is a South African automotive publication.  They recently had a reader poll (and I am sure it returned 95% reliability at confidence intervals of +/- .5%), that asked readers to cite the gayest, the straightest and what a corrupt politician would drive.  While I am surprised the the gayest list isn’t comprised entirely of VW products, I am even more surprised that people thought, oh yeah, Corolla, most certainly a straight car.

The full list is below

Via Wheels24

Gay Cars
1. Peugeot 207 Coupe Cabriolet: 8706 Votes
2. Audi TT Roadster: 2 287 Votes
3. MINI Cooper: 2 046 Votes
4. BMW 3 Series Cabriolet: 1 566 Votes
5. Alfa Romeo Spider: 742 Votes

Straight Cars
1. Audi R8: 6 936 Votes
2. Ford Ranger: 4 277 Votes
3. Jeep Wrangler: 2 033 Votes
4. Volvo XC70: 1 078 Votes
5. Toyota Corolla: 1 030 Votes

Corrupt Politician’s Car
1. BMW X5: 5 735 Votes
2. Hummer H3: 3 701 Votes
3. Mercedes-Benz C-Class: 3 165 Votes
4. Dodge Nitro: 1 905 Votes
5. Cadillac SRX: 847 Votes


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4 Responses to “gayest cars on earth and somehow the Corolla made the straight list”

  1. Ford Ranger as the #2 straight car?! WTF?!

    That’s prime dyke vehicle material right there.

  2. Is it bad that I would still drive 4 out of the 5 gay cars?

  3. I wouldn’t say it’s bad, but it certainly says something about you.

  4. The Ford Ranger, made in the “to-closed-in-2009″ Ford plant in St. Paul, Minnesota.

    Also, the Cadillac SRX was the car which the former Superintendent of the Minneapolis Public School system had the district lease for her — when she was fired for minor corruption and incompetence issues, the district had to get rid of the car with more than a year left on the lease.

    Just random mindless facts.

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