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Dateline SNOQUALMIE, Washington. Sorry, I have always wanted to use “dateline.” Troopers are saying that a heavily intoxicated 14 year old girl lost control of her mother’s (who was in the van, also intoxicated and passed out) van and flipped it. The teen was thrown from the vehicle and has serious head and spinal damage, but is expected to survive. The 32 year old mother was fine.

Police on the scene report that malt liquor bottles were found in the vehicle. According to the officers, the mother was so drunk she could not even remember her birth date.

How does this happen? How? A drunk 14 year old. A passed out mother. I can’t begin to imagine the charges that will be brought against them.

via komotv


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5 Responses to “14 year old drunk girl wrecks mini-van (and her life)”

  1. “The 32 year old mother was fine.”

    That’s the worst part of the story, she’s still alive to generate idiot offspring so the problem will only get worse.

  2. SaabRally99's Gravatar
    SaabRally99 Says:

    Ah, growin up in washington!

    moral of the story: wear your seat belt when driving drunk at 14.

  3. I’m sure the 14 year old was capable or producing idiot offspring.

  4. some people know how to partay!

  5. reminds me of the movie Idiocracy…

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