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Skanky chicks; always a plus to eBay postings

April 4, 2008

Posted by Chris

Tags: best of ebay

Thanks to Aero for the tip. So maybe you are having a problem selling one of the ugliest Saab models in existence? Yes, I am talking about the 9000.

One of the best ways to draw attention to your listing would be to have a call girl pose in stilletos, flash her red bra, and wear eurotrash glasses.

But it doesn’t stop there. What about those people who aren’t attracted to skanks? Well then, how about a geriatric man in the passenger seat? I wonder if he is included with the car.

Here’s the listing, my only request is that you don’t out bid me.

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9 Responses to “Skanky chicks; always a plus to eBay postings”

Ryan Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 10:54 am

Wow.
Alwin Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 11:23 am

Sure… “Aero”. Right Chris. Spill it out what were you looking for in eBay.
blix Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

omg this is like if david lynch sold a car on ebay.
Bart Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

:idhitit:
bryan Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

LOL @ blix, and DAMN….beat to it by Bart.
BT Says:
April 6th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

I beg to differ about the aesthetics of the Aero! But then Saabs are generally polarizing on their looks. The 4 door classic 900 (non-hatchback) though, ugh!

This aero has actually been relisted a couple of times. It makes me kinda wonder what the seller is attempting to suggest with the photos. Things like “Old men are really comfortable passing out in this car” or “This Saab Aero will match your red heels and bra”?
Chris Says:
April 6th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

Laughing at BT’s comments.

Yes, the 4dr non hatchback is hideous. I do like some 9ks, I really just give them crap because a couple of friends own some.
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