This is what happens when hipsters get money. They buy Vespas (I don’t even know if it is a Vespa, I just categorize all old scooters Vespa) and then pimp them out. He was riding along with his buddy on a newer-fangled scooter. Although, the other scooter guy was probably just a guy with a DUI on his record so his mode of transportation is a 50cc weed whacker on wheels.

It’s beyond me why anyone would put like 700 mirrors on a scooter. But it’s also beyond me why the previous owner of my house would build a retaining wall with no drainage. Yeah, it was a great weekend! And yes, I am bitter. Buy a tshirt so a whopping $3 can go towards my “rebuild a f*cking wall budget.”


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4 Responses to “Well I guess it eliminates blind spots”

  1. Maybe he’s a narcissist? (Oh, crap, I know I musta spelled that wrong…)

  2. i’d totally rock a vespa. it would be the most obnoxious pink, and i would shriek at people from it in french. i would NOT put all those dumb mirrors all over it, though. or wear black shoes with white socks. or build a retaining wall sans drainage. i’ll trade you my weekend. i sat in a library for 2 days doing homework. in comparison, rebuilding a wall sounds like a trip to great adventure.

  3. Makes me want to watch “Quadrophenia”.

  4. Search “mod” or as Speed4 says, watch Quadrophenia.
    http://www.pennyfortheguy.com/scooter.htm
    I’d saw I’m more of a rocker.

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