It’s fun doing hood rat stuff

May 5, 2008

Posted by Chris

Two seven year olds, one of which was smoking cigarettes, decided to go Grand Theft Auto in grandma’s blinged out Durango. During that time of doing “fun hood stuff” they hit two parked cars, two moving cars, two mailboxes, a curb, a sign, etc. The good news is two fold, 1. no one was hurt and 2. a nasty portholed and dubbed out Durango is no longer on the road.

If I were the parents, a serious ass-whopping would be in this kids future, apparently Latarian believes he should be suspended from video games for “a whole weekend.”


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6 Responses to “It’s fun doing hood rat stuff”

  1. This kid feels entitled, so sad. I’ll be the first to say it: it’s the parent’s fault. I kinda feel the urge to go off-grid become an illegal, stop paying taxes, and not having to worry about this stuff anymore.

  2. i saw this on the news. his grandmother looked like she was about to beat the s*** out of him. and she said so in so many words.

  3. Pull your pants up son!

  4. absolve...'s Gravatar
    absolve... Says:

    would have been better with the whoo-whoooooo whistle.

  5. Ricky Flores's Gravatar
    Ricky Flores Says:

    “Dude, some little kid is driving this big-ass SUV in the parking lot, bumping into old folk’s grand marquis and causing havoc.” My buddy calling me from costco as this was happening. I live right by this.

  6. http://dlisted.com/node/25917

    “Remember that little 7-year-old peach who took his memaw’s car for a joyride last month? Well, he’s struck again. Literally. Latarian Milton was taken in for a mental health evaluation after he allegedly beat down his grandma inside a Wal-Mart in South Florida over some chicken wings.”

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