We go by the name of Cougar Bait

To get into the 24 Hours of LeMons, you had to write a bit of an essay and explain why you and your team were worthy enought to compete in the race.

Following is our entry and the meaning behind out name.

Team Cougar Bait: Toledo, Ohio has one of the highest cougar per capita populations in the United States. We don't know if that is actually true or not, but it makes for a great concept plus we just updated Toledo's Wikipedia page with those "facts."

Team Cougar Bait is built with a slew of young men (mid 20's) who have spent their time wrenching on cars, doing everything from rally to track days. But their strength isn't in car related things, but rather in attracting the attention of mid 40's suburbanite married females with low social morals. There are many tactics we plan to take to help woo the female population of Toledo (who also happen to be fans of $500 cars racing).

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Among them:

1. The car, a Saab 9000, is obviously a luxury marque that just leaves women begging for a ride (in the car). 2. The paint, the car will be shot with brown paint and then Louis Vuitton styled stencils will pattern the car in gold.

3. We will manscape.

4. We plan on taking team photos at glamor shots.

5. We will be dressed in tailored jeans, button up shirts and pointy toed shoes — underneath our fire retardant suits.

Pretty much we are just doing this (LeMons) as a way to attract older affluent women. Because, unfortunately, none of us are cut out to be tennis instructors.